Respuestas

2014-01-16T05:47:51+01:00
What is yellow, with black lines ... a leopard!

2014-01-16T07:49:31+01:00
In the jungles of Africa, a lion met a missionary and started roaring corretearlo wanting to kill him,
 
this when the lioness mother catches sight of her little puppy and yells :
 
Child does not play with your food !

A dog passes , was lost in a jungle and began to fear that the supper a wild animal, was also hungry. Sure felt a tiger approached the dog and immediately saw a lion rotting flesh and pretended that was consuming saying , I killed this lion has very tough meat . Tiger to listen and watch him eat the meat of a lion, stepped back and was saying ...
- I better go before I get back me of that dog dinner .
A monkey or ape watched everything that happened , he went back and told Tiger . Tiger told the monkey :
- Get on my back and see me and see how that dog who cheated on me .
The dog was lost, but when approaching the tiger said :
- Thank you for bringing me dinner mico , you're very good to deceive.
The tiger said :
- Mico as you wanted to deceive me , immediately took a monkey and ate it.

A man goes hunting money to Africa and her puppy to not feel so alone in those regions is carried . A day in the expedition and the puppy begins to scamper butterflies and when he realizes already far from the group Safari, so start wandering lost in the jungle, as it looks in the distance a black panther comes about it:

- NOW YES, ME AND LOADED ! - Puppy imagine and think faster than
 
do, in that see bones of a dead animal and begins to nibble , as the panther is about to attack the puppy
 
says ( pretending not to see it ) :
 
- AH , THAT JUST ME RICA PANTERA EAT !

 
Panther slows abruptly hearing this terror goes on the run
 
Puppy and thinking :
 
- DOG DEMON CHILD BY ME COME A LITTLE AND ME TOO ! .
 
Who was a monkey climbed a nearby tree and he had seen
 
as was the whole show , runs after Panther to tell
 
as the asshole did the puppy, but the puppy reaches to see that
 
the monkey comes out after the Pantera. El Chango reaches the Pantera and you
 
account all the roll , then pissed Panther says:
- BEGGAR DOG GOING TO PAY ME NOW GOING TO KNOW WHO WHO ESPANTA , Climb - ! Tells the monkey - , WE WILL ACHIEVE !
 
and leave the hard facts about dog mocha . The puppy looks out
 
further than the Panther 's coming after him again and this look on her brings
 
mounted chango,

 
- AH heck Chango gossip , AND NOW IS THAT I WILL! ? !
 
The dog instead of giving them flee stays seated the
 
back
 
as though I had seen, and as the panther is about to
 
puppy attack again says:
 
- CLICK Chango ! HALF TIME AGO THAT REFER bring me
 
OTHER PANTHER AND STILL NO RETURNS WITH IT ! "